I live (and was driving) in Massachusetts. This was, of course, confusing, until I received a text message from my brother the very next day. Over the caption "Lolz" was this photograph:
Coincidence? Harrumph. It instantly became clear to me that the Principality of Sealand sent its fastest Truck-Ship Hybrid to coronate His Lordship, Joshua Dupre, into the loving dynasty that is Sealand nobility.
I'm sure that my 23-year-old brother, a sales associate at a cell phone chain in a New Hampshire mall, will always endeavor to protect the principles and future of Sealand. "From the sea, freedom," indeed.
